Nasty questions on from Yahoo answer.

For some reason I found Yahoo Answers is a quick reference book. Until :
Oh okay, I just gonna list out some that I found really humorous to me.

1. Is it ok to touch yourself when you hear your parents have sex? He continues:

“I know it may sound weird, but my parents are still pretty young and have very loud sex and sometimes late at night I can hear them and I cant help but touch myself. Is this bad or is it something other people have done too?"

Well he prolly came to the right place for a right help. One of them responded:

"no no nooo! you should definitely blast some music, or do anything to keep yourself from hearing it :( Thats just wrong on so many levels."

2. Girlfriend aint had period since?

"ok im kinda worryed here since my g/f got pregnant and all she isnt been havein her period do u think the baby is drinkin the blood??? she 6 month pregnant"

First thing first, why would he wanna have sex when he didn't what happen next?


3. Are my masturbation habits bad? Just love her description:

"I have around 15-20 orgasms a day. Sometimes I reach into the 30's. I do it a lot, but I really don't know how to stop."

Seriously, 15-20 is above humanly can do, nor to animals!


4. Is the vagina or whatever girls pee out of in the same place as a boys penus? He continues:

"Or is it in the back where a boys --- is? I know this is an odd question but i have a valid reason to ask it."

One user responded:

"yes women have penises on the inside that's how they pee they just don't stick out like mens do"

5. My Boyfriend Has Skin Cancer?

"I have been with my boyfriend for 6 months now,he's my absolute everything.But last week he got told he has bad 'Skin Cancer',When he told me i was heartbroken.Should i tell him that we should end it ? or should we stay together?:( x"

This one laughed my ass off the most. This equation will explain what gonna happen if she do leave her boyfreind:

skin cancer ---> brokenhearted ---> suicide