The Fridge That Will change the course of history -(in warsash)

I stepped into the reception building, ducks outside were quacking somehow
reminding me that tragedy and injustice will inevitably happen. There
was something odd about the quacks, they weren't quacking like ducks normally
do, their tune and rhytm was somehow ... different,they were conveying a
message hidden in the quacks, of sorrow and pity.I could feel that their tiny
eyes were following me.

sad sad ducky

My hopes were high,just two nights ago, a few clicks on my mouse and assurances from the heat
has led me to acquire a fridge, a mini fridge on ebay.
The fridge came with a mini cabinet above the fridge compartment. The fridge was inside a
mahogany case,which led some of my colleagues to ponder, how can an appliance looking so grand
be sold at the lowly cost of 50 pounds?

It was probably stolen from a hotel or something, theorised my friend.

Yes, the fridge itself, in all its glory.

As I pushed the door, I realised that it wouldn't budge,this is because the door may only open, as I discover, if it was pulled, thus the PULL sticker conveniently placed upon the door.

I opened the door and there it was, a box , quite large I must say, yet somehow sold as a mini fridge. I was searching for signs that this box has to be it, the mini fridge, for even though it was only 2 nights ago that I press the 'pay now' button, the seller on Ebay has gotten no ill feedbacks, somehow I find this reassuring so I made my way to the reception that morning.

I vehemently searched the box for signs that it was my possession, and as I glanced over the top, a paper framed with brown tape reminded me of my name.This confirms that this thing is mine.

Feeling relief and somehow tasting victory, I quickly realised that two figures were standing near the box and I couldnt help but notice that they were looking quite grumpy.

Photo taken in essence.

I knew these two figures, one was the woman from reception, she was the one sporting shoulder length brown hair, and looked quite young, unlike most of the characters I stumbled upon in this dreaded place, she smiles whenever we go to reception to pick up our items.

Actually does look kind of like this.

The other one, we go a long way back, back in phase one,just before we flew home,a bottle of ketchup was spilt on the floor and the bedsheets were untidy, she soon accused us of conducting a pagan ritual of sacrificing virgins and goats and continuing after that with an orgy of sorts with beasts and amongst each other,bathed in blood.She has been waging a crusade against the Bruneians for a long time, a crusade which she still continues today. All in the name of a little something called 'Health and Safety'.

We didn't do this....

or this.

My seniors have told me stories about her tyranny,she ruled the two blocks with an iron fist, she was the accommodation officer/tyrant/dictator/supreme ruler/ empress/duchess of doom.


"Oh this is mine.'' I said with a hint of a smile, pointing towards the box.

The reception woman who was in front of me, her face soon turned into disgust and the satanist accommodation supreme overlord turned back, murmuring what seemed to me a satanist prayer, and made her way to the other room, letting the reception woman deal with me.

What used to be a demure smile upon her face was wiped off completely,and replaced with eyes filled with rage, I could almost hear those teeth grinding together, and if we lived in an animated world, steam would be coming out of her ears, she would be breathing fire and stayed mid air, grow to twice her size while I become a small puny midget caught off guard by the relentless nagging.

But we dont live in that kind of world do we..

"No, you shall not have this." she exclaimed, her delivery of that statement was shaky and she looked terrified, but was firm and wanted to project the image of authority.*cough*oppression*cough*.

I was relaxed, after all, I was used to these things,for example;

-A skinny white boy with a puny dick gave me a finger while driving past in his small car, his girlfriend was in the passenger seat, I think he was trying to impress that girl,wow, how puny must your penis be that you have to drive past someone at a considerable speed just to give a finger to impress a woman, nah she must be a bitch/whore/slut/easy to please since she smiled and looked impressed.
-Personnel at the registry counter ,"hey there is a Bruneian here wanting to talk to you", a 'man' would suffice, why did you have to say Bruneian, are there protocols that you would have to follow, one that has something to do with making uninviting faces, lies, inhumane treatment and colonialism?

"May I enquire as to why I cannot take this?" I asked.

She was taken aback,it was as if she was thinking,"oh my god, what do I do, he questioned my statement, this cannot be, the power of satan must be held high and supreme, our darklord lucifer will not tolerate such behaviour!!"

"In the name of health and safety, you shall not have this, it is too bulky and you may injure yourself carrying this back to your room."Again, she was kind of nervous, it was as if she was almost stuttering, she was also blinking quite a lot, as if about to faint, or maybe that is what happens when you have a demonic spirit inside of you trying to channel its lord's
word.

I just stayed silent, after all it was just a fridge, which was quite cheap, if I couldn't keep it, I'll just sell it.

But no, she had to continue,"Sir, we have been assuring this many times to the campus residents, we allow mini fridges , about like this...."

She moved her arm, in her mind she was creating an illusion of a mini fridge and showed me how big the mini fridge that she let others take into their room, oh by others I meant non-foreign people.

And so I thought "That big? that's only enough for 4 cans maximum."

She continued her lecture,"Other than that (me being foreign?), this fridge may cause a power outage, we cannot have this taking energy out of the system(the system where you suck souls?)"

She continued on with her demonic propaganda and spreading lies.

I just listened to this and I tried to reason with this demon, reminding her that it was sold as a mini-fridge.

Like most demon infested souls, she wouldn't listen, and continued with this satanic lecture , topics which include among other things, the power this mini fridge holds, confirming 'inequality exists bi-atch,deal with it',more satanist propaganda.

I couldn't let my mind be taken by demons, I had to go away, I just walked fast trying to get out, this was just too much.

I pushed the door this time , I made it, I was outside, I can still sense her presence behind, and I could hear that there were whispers, I imagined she was standing there , eyes red with a grin, and demons encircling her, all whispering to her ears, congratulating for this small victory.

"You have done well my child."

I continued and never looked back, I'm furious but content, I just know that one day, like it always been proven time and time again in history,good will always triumph over evil, the light will always defeat the dark, I know one day that fridge will be mine,one day it will be a symbol,signifying the victory, it's just a matter of time.